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Bernhard Fastenrath

2004-02-12, 6:34 pm

I'm trapped in a street game. How can you get rid of this trash?

Somebody caught me in a virtual reality (as in the movie
"The Game"). I'm surrounded by actors, wherever I go.
(USA, Mexico, Brazil, Africa, Europe, ...). Everybody denies
that this is happening (even the police) but I'm living
in some kind of Monty Python movie. If this madness has a
limited budget please help me to reduce it.

My address is
Bernhard Fastenrath
Steinfelder Gasse 1
50670 Koeln

Calling me or sending email might be useless as both can be
caught. I offer a reward of 5000 Euro (about $ 6500) if
anybody helps me to get rid of this nonsense or, at least,
explains to me what it is and how I might get rid of it.

Bernhard Fastenrath
newsgroup user

2004-02-12, 8:34 pm

Bernhard Fastenrath <Bernhard.Fastenrath@arcor.de> writes:

> I'm trapped in a street game. How can you get rid of this trash?
>
> Somebody caught me in a virtual reality (as in the movie
> "The Game"). I'm surrounded by actors, wherever I go.
> (USA, Mexico, Brazil, Africa, Europe, ...). Everybody denies
> that this is happening (even the police) but I'm living
> in some kind of Monty Python movie. If this madness has a
> limited budget please help me to reduce it.
>
> My address is
> Bernhard Fastenrath
> Steinfelder Gasse 1
> 50670 Koeln
>
> Calling me or sending email might be useless as both can be
> caught. I offer a reward of 5000 Euro (about $ 6500) if
> anybody helps me to get rid of this nonsense or, at least,
> explains to me what it is and how I might get rid of it.


Ask the Internet Oracle.

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Måns Rullgård
mru@kth.se
zentara

2004-02-12, 11:34 pm

On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 08:22:50 +0100, Bernhard Fastenrath
<Bernhard.Fastenrath@arcor.de> wrote:

>I'm trapped in a street game. How can you get rid of this trash?
>
>Somebody caught me in a virtual reality (as in the movie
>"The Game"). I'm surrounded by actors, wherever I go.
>(USA, Mexico, Brazil, Africa, Europe, ...). Everybody denies
>that this is happening (even the police) but I'm living
>in some kind of Monty Python movie. If this madness has a
>limited budget please help me to reduce it.
>
>My address is
> Bernhard Fastenrath
> Steinfelder Gasse 1
> 50670 Koeln
>
>Calling me or sending email might be useless as both can be
>caught. I offer a reward of 5000 Euro (about $ 6500) if
>anybody helps me to get rid of this nonsense or, at least,
>explains to me what it is and how I might get rid of it.
>
>Bernhard Fastenrath


This is way off topic in this newsgroup, but I had that happen to
me once when I was younger. It seemed liked someone sent a team of
about 10 "actors" at me. Wherever I went, they would show up and try to
"influence me".
It would be things like:
You go into a food market, and they would be in the next aisle talking
real loud, trying to introduce "psychological connections with various
words". Then they would try to build on those words, until you react
quite rapidly when you hear the word.

Or they might just follow you around making you feel menaced.

I came to the conclusion at the time, that is was some sort of
government operation to "gain control over me".

Once I realized that was what it was, I started playing games with them.
When they thought I was going "left" I would go "right", when they
thought they figured the pattern out, I would switch again.
It basically just let them know, that I was'nt going to cooperate.
I would say I was going somewhere, then not go, or go somewhere
else.

After awhile they left me alone.

With all the recent resurgence in "Big Brother tactics", I
wouldn't be surprised that they are starting this bullshit up again.

Another good thing to do, is before you go to bed everynight,
pray to God, to send all those totalitarian bastards to Hell.

I can't say for sure, who is doing this to you, but the sooner you let
them know, that you're not going to cooperate, the sooner they will give
up. They may even try to make you think they will kill you, but if you
are innocent, just walk thru it.
"Yea, even though I walk thru the Valley of Death, I have no fear......"

Then on the other hand.....you could just be having "paranoid
delusions". :-) Relax, have some fun with them. Start talking to
them, ask them how their "condition" is. When they ask, start feeding
them BS, like you know something they don't. That will make them to
want to avoid you. Look at them "straight in the eyes", and silently
ask God to send them to Hell. They will go away.

If I answered your question, please send me the 5000 euro, I want to
move to Amsterdam. :-)



--
When life conspires against you, and no longer floats your boat,
Don't waste your time with crying, just get on your back and float.
Bill Marcum

2004-02-16, 6:33 pm

On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 08:22:50 +0100, Bernhard Fastenrath
<Bernhard.Fastenrath@arcor.de> wrote:
> I'm trapped in a street game. How can you get rid of this trash?
>
> Somebody caught me in a virtual reality (as in the movie
> "The Game"). I'm surrounded by actors, wherever I go.


Last night someone broke into my apartment and replaced all the furniture
with exact replicas (Apologies to Stephen Wright, or the actor who plays him).


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