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Usenet Rule #1 - further to the amendment
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| Borked Pseudo Mailed 2006-01-05, 2:46 am |
| Any chance we could get Ken added to that amendment before the vote?
(ie. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS OR ALAN OR KEN)
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| In article <c28d68dc5cb5140a459320924ff22620@pseudo.borked.net>,
nobody@pseudo.borked.net (Borked Pseudo Mailed) wrote:
> Any chance we could get Ken added to that amendment before the vote?
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> (ie. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS OR ALAN OR KEN)
*MOI?*
Washington — pResident Bush announced today that he will appoint a panel to
investigate recent intelligence failures, particularly the failure of his own
intelligence. The panel will investigate recent reports of the pResident's
intelligence and report if it finds any.
Whitewash spokesman Cott Mistellin stated, "This investigation will prove that
this administration has never misled or lied to the American people. Rather it
has suffered from a series of intelligence failures, particularly failures with
the pResident's intelligence. It's not our fault, this administration has never
had anything to do with intelligence of any kind."
The CIA was quick to deny any involvement in the pResident's intelligence
failures. CIA spokesman Frendov Halleeburtin commented, "The CIA has been forced
to rely on technical intelligence due to a lack of human intelligence in this
administration. Technically the intelligence of this administration is flawed by
it's own lack of human intelligence."
Examples of such intelligence failures were laid out by National Insecurity
Advisor Cottmelyin Twyce, "The major failure in the pResident's intelligence may
have been his belief in the existence of WMD's despite all evidence to the
contrary. Or it could have been his belief that the secular nationalist
megalomaniac Saddam Hussein was in league with the religious fanatic bin Laden
despite the complete lack of compelling evidence. Of course this pResident also
believes in the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and trickle-down economics. Not to
mention the magic debt fairy that at some future date will erase all government
debt so we don't have to worry about it now."
Mr. Mistellin added some other examples of this failure of intelligence, "The
budget shortfall is not our fault, it's a failure of our intelligence. Math is
hard, really hard. We didn't fail at diplomacy, our horrible diplomatic
situation is a failure of our intelligence, as is the mess in Iraq. Sorry
soldiers, blame it on our total lack of intelligence. Who could have foreseen a
long occupation? Not us, that's for sure. This goes way back. The pResident was
a victim of intelligence failure when he couldn't find his air base for a year
to fulfill his guard duties."
As reported by FAUX news, this failure of intelligence has spread. Halliburton
has just announced a massive intelligence failure was reponsible for its
overcharging the government 24 million dollars for feeding troops. Said
Halliburton Spokesman Frendov Dikchainy, "It was not an attempt to cheat the
army or our soldiers. We're glad we were caught red-handed. It allows us to
realize that accounting is hard. We didn't get to be a multi-billion dollar
corporation by knowing anthing about money. It's just a failure of our
intelligence."
http://www.hoolinet.com/GeorgeWBush...abid/139/Defaul
t.aspx
Lord Cerne Abbas
Humpty Dumpty Bush fell off the Iraq wall.
Humpty Dumpty Bush had a big fall.
All his spin doctors and all the President's men
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty Bush together again.
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/identity.html
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/mylinks.html
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
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