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| Janice P. 2006-12-14, 1:13 am |
| While rubbing my clit I can generally achieve an orgasm, but when I'm using a dildo (even my 12 inch one) I generally can't.
Any suggestions?
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| Miller 2006-12-14, 1:13 am |
| *Janice P.* wrote on 14.12.06 03:13:
> While rubbing my clit I can generally achieve an orgasm, but when I'm using a dildo (even my 12 inch one) I generally can't.
>
> Any suggestions?
Yep. Bang your head 50 times against the wall and repeat
every time: "I'm a stupid faker and loser."
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| On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:13:54 +1300, "Janice P." <none@nowhere.domain> wrote:
>While rubbing my clit I can generally achieve an orgasm, but when I'm using a dildo (even my 12 inch one) I generally can't.
>
>Any suggestions?
Sure: Keep rubbing; sell your dildo, and take two aspirins.
Call me in the morning.
Dr. Strangelove
613-555-1212
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| FoxWolfie Galen 2006-12-14, 1:13 pm |
| On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:13:54 +1300, "Janice P." <none@nowhere.domain>
wrote:
> While rubbing my clit I can generally achieve an orgasm, but when I'm using a dildo (even my 12 inch one) I generally can't.
>
> Any suggestions?
Open battery cover, extract and replace batteries with new ones of same
type, replace cover, turn power on, and try again! If dildo fails to
vibrate, check your available cache and upgrade to the latest
multi-threaded DildoFox deluxe version 2.0, which does! Position yourself
to receive full pipelining, but be careful - the latest version runs
awfully fast and you might become a bit GUI! Describe any results to people
in another group where it is actually on-topic.
--
FoxWolfie
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| Scott Hildenbrand 2006-12-14, 1:13 pm |
| roflol.. hahahaha...
FoxWolfie Galen wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:13:54 +1300, "Janice P." <none@nowhere.domain>
> wrote:
>
>
> Open battery cover, extract and replace batteries with new ones of same
> type, replace cover, turn power on, and try again! If dildo fails to
> vibrate, check your available cache and upgrade to the latest
> multi-threaded DildoFox deluxe version 2.0, which does! Position yourself
> to receive full pipelining, but be careful - the latest version runs
> awfully fast and you might become a bit GUI! Describe any results to people
> in another group where it is actually on-topic.
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| John Thompson 2006-12-15, 1:13 am |
| On 2006-12-14, FoxWolfie Galen <foxwolfie@adelphia.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:13:54 +1300, "[forged]" <none@nowhere.domain>
> wrote:
>
[vbcol=seagreen]
> Open battery cover, extract and replace batteries with new ones of same
> type, replace cover, turn power on, and try again! If dildo fails to
> vibrate, check your available cache and upgrade to the latest
> multi-threaded DildoFox deluxe version 2.0, which does! Position yourself
> to receive full pipelining, but be careful - the latest version runs
> awfully fast and you might become a bit GUI! Describe any results to people
> in another group where it is actually on-topic.
C.f.:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics
--
John (john@os2.dhs.org)
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| Leonidas Jones 2006-12-15, 1:13 am |
| John Thompson wrote:
> On 2006-12-14, FoxWolfie Galen <foxwolfie@adelphia.net> wrote:
>
>
>
> C.f.:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics
>
This is more than I wanted to know!
Lee
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| Janice P. 2006-12-15, 1:13 am |
| On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:13:54 +1300, "Lukan" trying to impersonate
"Janice P." <none@nowhere.domain> posted:
>Any suggestions?
Yawn. Poor, sad, lonely, little Lukan. This is just the sort of vulgar and
transparent forgery one would expect from a small-minded child that can't
even spell "Vanguard".
J.
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| FoxWolfie Galen 2006-12-15, 1:12 pm |
| On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:53:41 -0600, John Thompson <john@vector.os2.dhs.org>
wrote:
> On 2006-12-14, FoxWolfie Galen <foxwolfie@adelphia.net> wrote:
>
>
>
> C.f.:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics
I guess there is something for everyone!
They still need a way for people to taste and smell things over the net. It
would be interesting to sample foods from far-away places, or to smell the
oranges in a picture of an orange grove. I think people would learn very
quickly to not taste and smell their email spam, and there would need to be
a smell-blocker plugin for Firefox.
--
FoxWolfie
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| Scott Hildenbrand 2006-12-15, 1:12 pm |
| FoxWolfie Galen wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:53:41 -0600, John Thompson <john@vector.os2.dhs.org>
> wrote:
<S>
>
> I guess there is something for everyone!
>
> They still need a way for people to taste and smell things over the net. It
> would be interesting to sample foods from far-away places, or to smell the
> oranges in a picture of an orange grove. I think people would learn very
> quickly to not taste and smell their email spam, and there would need to be
> a smell-blocker plugin for Firefox.
I can't recall what channel did this or for what show, but I remember a
"Smell-o-Vision" card you could pick up at certain stores that you could
scratch and sniff when cued to do so by the tv show... ;)
.... scratch and sniff crotch.... hmmm... haha
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| John Thompson 2006-12-15, 7:12 pm |
| On 2006-12-15, FoxWolfie Galen <foxwolfie@adelphia.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:53:41 -0600, John Thompson <john@vector.os2.dhs.org>
> wrote:
[vbcol=seagreen]
> I guess there is something for everyone!
>
> They still need a way for people to taste and smell things over the net. It
> would be interesting to sample foods from far-away places, or to smell the
> oranges in a picture of an orange grove. I think people would learn very
> quickly to not taste and smell their email spam, and there would need to be
> a smell-blocker plugin for Firefox.
I'm sure it's going to happen:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smell-o-vision
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odorama
--
-John (john@os2.dhs.org)
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| FoxWolfie Galen 2006-12-16, 1:14 am |
| On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 16:03:39 -0600, John Thompson
<john@starfleet.os2.dhs.org> wrote:
> On 2006-12-15, FoxWolfie Galen <foxwolfie@adelphia.net> wrote:
>
>
>
> I'm sure it's going to happen:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smell-o-vision
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odorama
I don't think those would be able to cover the random nature of web
surfing. It would take some sort of device that could generate any
combination of molecules to recreate any smell a person could imagine. Many
safety and security precautions would need to be built in though. Otherwise
some idiot would put up a website called, "Smell my cold germs," or
"Smallpox is fun." The device would need to be able to create any
non-harmful smell. Using such a device with IE would be a huge risk, as it
would probably let all the bad stuff through. Firefox might render some
scents differently than other browsers, but would certainly comply with the
W3C international standards for odor on the web!
--
FoxWolfie
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| Bradley 2006-12-17, 7:12 am |
| On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:13:54 +1300, "Janice P." <none@nowhere.domain>
wrote:
>While rubbing my clit I can generally achieve an orgasm, but when I'm using a dildo (even my 12 inch one) I generally can't.
>
>Any suggestions?
Yes! Remove the batteries, connect power flex instead of the
batteries, connect to the mains supply. Standby for liftoff!
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