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| billgates@microsoft.com 2007-04-02, 1:12 am |
| Dear Computer User,
As President of Microsoft, I am sending this this message to warn all
computer users worldwide. Microsoft has filed a lawsuit against
Mozilla and we fully intend to have all competing Mozilla software
banned from any computer running any version of Microsoft Windows.
Additionally, anyone who uses Mozilla software on a Windows computer
may be prosecuted and fined for using any Mozilla software. All users
who are using any version of Microsoft Windows must download the file
zillazap.exe from Microsoft.com and install this on all computers in
their possession. This file will render all Mozilla software useless.
Any user who does not install this file by June 1, 2007 will be
subject to prosecution. Microsoft will be monitoring all computers
connected to the internet to determine whether this file is installed.
Mozilla has been threatening Microsoft long enough, and their software
is a serious viral threat to all computer users worldwide. We at
Microsoft intend to eliminate all Mozilla software for your own
protection and safety as we continue to develop the best software
available on Earth. If you are running any Mozilla software,
including but not limited to Firefox, Thunderbird, SeaMonkey, and any
other Mozilla software. You must remove this software now, and
download zillazap.exe at your earliest convenience.
Please pass this message on to everyone you know. This message must
be read by every computer user as quickly as possible. Thank You.
Sincerely,
Bill Gates - Microsoft
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| Podgee 2007-06-14, 1:13 pm |
| On Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:29:18 -0500, billgates@microsoft.com wrote:
What a load of bull shit
>Dear Computer User,
>
>As President of Microsoft, I am sending this this message to warn all
>computer users worldwide. Microsoft has filed a lawsuit against
>Mozilla and we fully intend to have all competing Mozilla software
>banned from any computer running any version of Microsoft Windows.
>Additionally, anyone who uses Mozilla software on a Windows computer
>may be prosecuted and fined for using any Mozilla software. All users
>who are using any version of Microsoft Windows must download the file
>zillazap.exe from Microsoft.com and install this on all computers in
>their possession. This file will render all Mozilla software useless.
>Any user who does not install this file by June 1, 2007 will be
>subject to prosecution. Microsoft will be monitoring all computers
>connected to the internet to determine whether this file is installed.
>
>Mozilla has been threatening Microsoft long enough, and their software
>is a serious viral threat to all computer users worldwide. We at
>Microsoft intend to eliminate all Mozilla software for your own
>protection and safety as we continue to develop the best software
>available on Earth. If you are running any Mozilla software,
>including but not limited to Firefox, Thunderbird, SeaMonkey, and any
>other Mozilla software. You must remove this software now, and
>download zillazap.exe at your earliest convenience.
>
>Please pass this message on to everyone you know. This message must
>be read by every computer user as quickly as possible. Thank You.
>
>Sincerely,
>
>Bill Gates - Microsoft
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| Ralph Fox 2007-06-15, 7:13 am |
| On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:36:36 +1000, in message <r1h273pbt498dta13l74um8o9omiuc816q@4ax.com>,
Podgee wrote:
> What a load of bull shit
On your timezone's clock (AEST), the original message was posted
on April Fool's Day.
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