Guy Macon has formulated a complaint against a longtime poster to
his ISP, blaming him for posting "Guy Macons Resume", included below
for the benefit of those who have not seen it.

Could the real "forger" please step forward so that the wrong person
will no longer be blamed?  And could somebody please advise us as to
what is the matter with this posting, anyway?  We see nothing
offensive about what could only be described as a quite legal
satire.

Sorry about the top-posting.

cordially, as always,

rm
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Guy Macon http://www.guymacon.com <guy@guymacon.com> wrote:
Newsgroups: alt.os.linux.slackware
Keywords: Guy Macon guy macon guy macon GUY MACON RESUME Guy Macon guy macon
 guy ma con GUY MACON RESUME Guy Macon guy macon guy macon GUY MACON RESUME 
Guy Macon guy m acon guy macon GUY MACON RESUME Guy Macon guy macon guy maco
n GUY MACON RESUME Guy Maco
n guy macon guy macon GUY MACON RESUME Guy Macon guy macon guy macon GUY MAC
ON RESUME electrical engineer electrical engineer electrical engineer

RESUME FOR GUY MACON
6158 Flamingo Drive
Buena Park, CA 90620-1328
714-670-1687 714-388-8647
http://www.guymacon.net
GuyMacon+Y6002@SpamCop.Net

OBJECTIVE: Electronic/Electrical Engineer

EDUCATION: None.  I don't need it.

CERTIFICATIONS: None.  I don't need them, neither.

MANAGEMENT/LEADERSHIP: My most valuable skill is the ability to
manage complex product recalls. I understand how to be the fall guy
and take one for the team.  Even though all of the projects I've led
have involved product recalls, (which were not my fault) only two of
them went on to class action lawsuits.

HARDWARE DESIGN: I invented electronics, and as such, am an expert
in all areas, including analog, digital, microcontroller,
high-power, low-power, high volume, aerospace and consumer
electronics.

EMBEDDED SOFTWARE DESIGN: I have extensive experience managing
embedded software projects using PL/1, COBOL, RPG, and BASIC.  And I
am a fairly good HTML microcontroller programmer.

PCs AND LOCAL AREA NETWORKS: I single-handedly installed and
connected Timex/Sinclair PCs in every home in China. I have also
made it my business to be an expert on viruses, malware and antispam
measures for the latest versions of the MSDOS operating system.

INTERNET: I wouldn't want to second-guess our current President, Al
Gore, but it was I, and not he, that invented the internet.  I also
invented Google, Wikipedia and Usenet.  And I have lots of
experience optimizing websites for high search engine ranking -- as
can be seen by searching Google for [ Electrical Engineer ] and
seeing which resume comes out on top.

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: I have been employed by all 500 of the Fortune
500 Companies, many of them concurrently.  At the present time I sit
on the Boards of Microsoft, IBM, Preparation H, OJ Simpson
Enterprises, Floyd Davidson's Polar Bear Roadhouse, Ron Jeremy Film
Productions, and Adams-Blake Publishing.

I am fully experienced in all of the following fields: Aerospace
Engineer, Analog Engineer, Assembler, Consultant, Design Engineer,
Developer, Digital, Electrical Engineer, Electromechanical,
Electronic Engineer, Electronic Technician, Electronics Engineer,
Embedded Systems Developer, Engineering Technician, Hardware,
Hemorrhoid Removal, Hydraulic Engineer, Hydraulics, Microcontroller,
Optical, Optics, Orange County, Pneumatic Engineer, Pneumatics,
Product Designer, Product Development, Project Engineer, Project
Leader, Project Manager, Real-Time, Research and Development,
Robotics, Senior Engineer, Senior Engineering Technician, Sensor,
Servo, Software, Structured Engineering, Test Engineer.

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An enjoyable bit of satire.

Almost as if the writer wanted to be a politician, using the same resume.



On Sat, 28 Jul 2007 19:51:06 GMT, anon@anon.com wrote:

>Guy Macon has formulated a complaint against a longtime poster to
>his ISP, blaming him for posting "Guy Macons Resume", included below
>for the benefit of those who have not seen it.
>
>Could the real "forger" please step forward so that the wrong person
>will no longer be blamed?  And could somebody please advise us as to
>what is the matter with this posting, anyway?  We see nothing
>offensive about what could only be described as a quite legal
>satire.
>
>Sorry about the top-posting.
>
>cordially, as always,
>
>rm
>----------------------------------------------------------
>Guy Macon http://www.guymacon.com <guy@guymacon.com> wrote:
>Newsgroups: alt.os.linux.slackware
>Keywords: Guy Macon guy macon guy macon GUY MACON RESUME
Guy Macon guy macon guy ma con GUY MACON RESUME Guy Macon
guy macon guy macon GUY MACON RESUME Guy Macon guy m acon
guy macon GUY MACON RESUME Guy Macon guy macon guy macon
GUY MACON RESUME Guy Macon guy macon guy macon
GUY MACON RESUME Guy Macon guy macon guy macon
GUY MACON RESUME
electrical engineer electrical engineer electrical engineer
>
>RESUME FOR GUY MACON
>6158 Flamingo Drive
>Buena Park, CA 90620-1328
>714-670-1687 714-388-8647
>http://www.guymacon.net
>GuyMacon+Y6002@SpamCop.Net
>
>OBJECTIVE: Electronic/Electrical Engineer
>
>EDUCATION: None.  I don't need it.
>
>CERTIFICATIONS: None.  I don't need them, neither.
>
>MANAGEMENT/LEADERSHIP: My most valuable skill is the ability to
>manage complex product recalls. I understand how to be the fall guy
>and take one for the team.  Even though all of the projects I've led
>have involved product recalls, (which were not my fault) only two of
>them went on to class action lawsuits.
>
>HARDWARE DESIGN: I invented electronics, and as such, am an expert
>in all areas, including analog, digital, microcontroller,
>high-power, low-power, high volume, aerospace and consumer
>electronics.
>
>EMBEDDED SOFTWARE DESIGN: I have extensive experience managing
>embedded software projects using PL/1, COBOL, RPG, and BASIC.  And I
>am a fairly good HTML microcontroller programmer.
>
>PCs AND LOCAL AREA NETWORKS: I single-handedly installed and
>connected Timex/Sinclair PCs in every home in China. I have also
>made it my business to be an expert on viruses, malware and antispam
>measures for the latest versions of the MSDOS operating system.
>
>INTERNET: I wouldn't want to second-guess our current President, Al
>Gore, but it was I, and not he, that invented the internet.  I also
>invented Google, Wikipedia and Usenet.  And I have lots of
>experience optimizing websites for high search engine ranking -- as
>can be seen by searching Google for [ Electrical Engineer ] and
>seeing which resume comes out on top.
>
>EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: I have been employed by all 500 of the Fortune
>500 Companies, many of them concurrently.  At the present time I sit
>on the Boards of Microsoft, IBM, Preparation H, OJ Simpson
>Enterprises, Floyd Davidson's Polar Bear Roadhouse, Ron Jeremy Film
>Productions, and Adams-Blake Publishing.
>
>I am fully experienced in all of the following fields: Aerospace
>Engineer, Analog Engineer, Assembler, Consultant, Design Engineer,
>Developer, Digital, Electrical Engineer, Electromechanical,
>Electronic Engineer, Electronic Technician, Electronics Engineer,
>Embedded Systems Developer, Engineering Technician, Hardware,
>Hemorrhoid Removal, Hydraulic Engineer, Hydraulics, Microcontroller,
>Optical, Optics, Orange County, Pneumatic Engineer, Pneumatics,
>Product Designer, Product Development, Project Engineer, Project
>Leader, Project Manager, Real-Time, Research and Development,
>Robotics, Senior Engineer, Senior Engineering Technician, Sensor,
>Servo, Software, Structured Engineering, Test Engineer.

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On Sat, 28 Jul 2007, anon@anon.com wrote:
>"Guy Macons Resume", included below
>
>I am fully experienced in all of the following fields:
>
>       troll


You're hired.

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